We’re going to do something risky here: dab our foot into the insane race for president. Obviously with the issues surrounding each candidate, you really need some unassailable argument as to why Clinton or Trump is getting your vote.

Well, we beg you don’t be offended one way or the other, but it’s pretty clear to us as to who had the better Treatment Plan. Hands down: The Donald. We look at that smile and really see the Mona Lisa, a Hawaiian sunset, Aspen mountain first thing in the morning.

It is a thing of beauty. It is perfect. It was expensive.

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For reference, view the photos of the young Donald thirty years ago. He doesn’t smile.

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Today he smiles like someone with a billion in the bank and a model for a wife. What changed? He was rich back then. He had another model for a wife. He just had, well, how can we say this  . . .  really ugly teeth. But again he was rich. So The Donald went to work.

The younger Donald. Nothing to smile about.

As benefitting a king, he had every single one of his teeth crowned. In other words, The Donald opted for the absolute zenith of dental restoration: a full mouth of veneers.

His smile now is bright, white, and really from a dental standpoint, it’s quite stunning. It looks like a million bucks and well, it should. A full mouth restoration – in New York – can run about $90,000.

The Donald may be crazy but he’s no idiot. Studies have shown people with straight, white teeth and an attractive smile are perceived as more successful, smarter and at higher social economy class. Also his smile makes him look younger, so hello Melania.

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        It’s easy to smile when your smile looks like this.

 Now let’s look at Hillary’s smile. One would think after earning $15 million speaking to Wall Street, she would have invested a tiny fraction of that into her smile.

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Well, somewhere down the line she invested a pittance in minimal dental work. Different photos show she has crowns on her upper right front teeth as well as upper left first molar There are signs of aging on her teeth as well as teeth staining. However she has had her crowns replaced and recent photos show she has had her teeth whitened (free at Mint Dentistry with PPO insurance) so her new smile is ok. Not a Hawaiian sunset, but ok.

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What happens when your teeth look as old as you are.

Not $90,000, but better.

 The lesson here is you never know when you’ll be running for president and who against. As the pollsters would say, there’s still time for Hillary to spend $90,000 to catch up, but for the moment, based purely on full mouth veneers,  Trump has the winning smile.